Erik Seidel
@Erik_Seidel
Why is it ok for people to applaud when the plane lands but everyone gives me a look when I do it on the shuttle bus?
Dan Bilzerian
@DanBilzerian
Thanks everyone for the great birthday wishes. And to all you asians who havn't aged since you hit puberty u can kiss my ass!
Doyle Brunson
@TexDolly
OMG..I'm rich. Silver in the hair, gold in the teeth, crystals in the kidneys, Sugar in the blood, lead in the ass, Iron in the arteries
Mike Matusow
@TheMouthMatusow
Went to order a directv movie and they told me you cant order one casue of scheduled maintanance wtf how do they stay in business
Scotty Nguyen
@TheScottyNguyen
busted out of the tournament last night baby! gonna play the 5k today baby! hope everyone have great day & i thanks u all 4 ur support baby!
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