The 5 Funniest Poker Twitter Pages

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2010. December 12.
It's not easy to be funny in 140 characters, but some of the poker players manage to be, apparently. The <em>6th Annual BLUFF Magazine Reader&rsquo;s Choice Awards</em> revealed whose tweets the <em>Bluff Magazine'</em>s readers find the most entertaining.
The top 5 has been released recently, and as we deeply approve of the reader's decision, want you to know the funniest twitter users in the poker scene. Here's the list with 1 quote, to get you in the mood.

erik seidel

Erik Seidel
@Erik_Seidel

Why is it ok for people to applaud when the plane lands but everyone gives me a look when I do it on the shuttle bus?


dan bilzerian

Dan Bilzerian
@DanBilzerian

Thanks everyone for the great birthday wishes. And to all you asians who havn't aged since you hit puberty u can kiss my ass!


doyle brunson twitter

Doyle Brunson
@TexDolly

OMG..I'm rich. Silver in the hair, gold in the teeth, crystals in the kidneys, Sugar in the blood, lead in the ass, Iron in the arteries


mike matusow twitter

Mike Matusow
@TheMouthMatusow

Went to order a directv movie and they told me you cant order one casue of scheduled maintanance wtf how do they stay in business



scotty nguyen twitter

Scotty Nguyen
@TheScottyNguyen

busted out of the tournament last night baby! gonna play the 5k today baby! hope everyone have great day & i thanks u all 4 ur support baby!


And we here at Rakerace.com would like to add another one to the mix, we think Betfair is very funny and witty, too:

betfair poker twitter

Betfairpoker
@Betfairpoker

Fun Casino Facts: In West Virginia, the legal age for gambling is 12. Many casinos accept Transformers and Ben 10 merchandise as currency.

If you like them, we strongly suggest you subscribe to their tweets, besides up to date information about the pros, you can get your daily laugh as well.

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